The Awesome Tree



  • Natasha said on Apr 5, 2015 2:53 am

    Why is Barney purple?

    • The Awesome Tree said on Apr 5, 2015 1:42 pm

      This is one of the many great mysteries of the dinosaurs. Biologists think it may have been an evolutionary adaptation to be able to hide from Jimi Hendrix, who was a bit of an obsessive fan. With Barney’s particular coloring, he is nearly invisible to an individual in a purple haze.

      However, the real answer is that he is not purple, he is orange. The purple color you see on TV was created in post.

      Best wishes,
      The Awesome Tree

  • Megan said on Apr 6, 2015 11:45 pm

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    • The Awesome Tree said on Apr 7, 2015 1:39 am

      83.7 kilos. he would chuck them 4,003,206 millimeters.

  • B & E said on Apr 7, 2015 5:02 am

    On a scale of 1 – 10, how awesome must one register to be on an awesome par with the awesome tree?

    • The Awesome Tree said on Apr 7, 2015 5:14 pm

      This is an awkward question for me honestly. First of all, are you a tree?

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    • The Aweesome Tree said on Jul 19, 2015 1:38 pm

      Thanks, not bad for a tree ehh?

  • Emma Zoe Rose said on Jul 28, 2015 1:00 pm

    Who would win a game of flip cup. The Donald or Hilliary?

    • The Awesome Tree said on Jul 28, 2015 1:48 pm

      Hi Emma Zoe Rose,
      An important question, as we all know US elections are often decided in advance by a game of flip cup between the candidates, held in Jay Z and Beyonce’s vacation home. While the “cool” billionares, a few Saudi princes, an orangutan named Gwendolyn and Vladimir Putin observe and place bets on almost every imaginable aspect of the game, the candidates drink and flip. 10% of all winnings are donated and used to buy the election for the winner of the game. Any funds remaining from the 10% after the election is rigged are used to combat democracy across the globe.

      Anyway the answer to your question is Hillary. The Donald could not stop talking about himself long enough to drink an entire beer.

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    • The Awesome Tree said on Aug 31, 2015 5:43 pm

      Thanks, Glad you like it, Interracial Threesome.

      – The Awesome Tree

  • Mimi said on Aug 31, 2015 6:16 pm

    Why do brides carry flowers during a wedding?

    • The Awesome Tree said on Oct 8, 2015 12:36 pm

      They Don’t. Trees however, carry flowers as part of their beautiful and awesome mating ritual. Flower girls, whom you may have been thinking of, are the mortal enemy of the tree.

      -The Awesome Tree

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